Kadaj and His Woman Hips

So I was watching Advent Children yesterday, for 999th time, and noticed that Kadaj is...kind of curvy. Like, These Hips Are Made for Breedin' kind of curvy.

Exhibit A - Kadaj action figure:



He's very...waifish, isn't he?  I'm thinking Kate Moss, post-heroin habit.  Hell, Kadaj really could be a supermodel, the way he swishes through the forest, it's like he's promenading down a catwalk.

And I'm sorry (nah - I'm not, really!), but I SWEAR that Sony pictures was pandering to Yaoi fangirls everywhere with this shot. 

I mean, COME ON.  Surely I am not the only one who thought, "OMG - Kadaj is going to give Rufus a BJ!"

And so is born another idea for one of my fics...I'll be writing my first Rufus/Kadaj pairing very soon.    It'll also be my first MPREG fic, just to give y'all a HINT of things to come.

Pun intended there, natch.